Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
OKAY BUT I SCROLLED PAST THIS AND THEN LIKE TWO MINUTES LATER GOT A TEXT FROM MICHAEL
is your skin clear
not yet but we’re optimistic regarding the future
I tried to do a thing and it didn’t really work out
I wish there was a way to kill yourself and see how everyone who you knew reacts, and then depending on that choose whether to stay dead or not. If that were the case I’d kill myself right this second.
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
A World Globe Made Out of Thousands of Individually Painted Matchsticks
part of me appreciates the art and part of me wants to set it on fire
you’re the kind of man that just wants to watch the world burn
im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning
why is this a thing i mean the firs part of the message is cool but this is (even if unintentionally) shitting on asexual people and thats not cool
Nicely done, Pixar.