If it was up to me to save your life, would you trust me to do it?

Everyone wants to be Batman, but everyone should be Captain America.

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

When I need a little instrumental #lastofthemohicans #thelife

When I need a little instrumental #lastofthemohicans #thelife

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

Click the gifs for more information

thewetcloud:

happyjacq:

happyjacq:

The fact that we don’t know the answer to this riddle KEEPS ME AWAKE AT NIGHT.

So here are some options pulled out of my head on the fly:

- Lost. Unafraid. I am fearfully made.

- A mystery which binds me still.

- You are me. I am we. No fruit on our tree.

- I am nobody. Who are you? Are you nobody too?

(All, obviously, are highly analysis friendly. Have you met me?)

And, of course, all answers may be concluded with:

- My name is _______ and I’m one of a kind.

Let’s just fucking pick one because I cannot lose any more sleep over this.

(via writer-with-caffeine)
HEADCANON, ACCEPTED.

Oh my god. If that isn’t it I’ll have lost a little bit of faith in television.

3strangeangels:

deucejoker:

johnhwatsn:

petition for a doctor who episode where the doctor travels back in time to meet arthur conan doyle and accidentally happens to mention how popular sherlock holmes is even 130 years later and poor acd almost breaks down crying

"Doctor before you leave…just tell me one thing."
"What’s that?"
"My books, the Sherlock Holmes books…do they die out?"
"No, Arthur. People love them. They carry on for hundreds of years."
"Damnit. God damnit. Fuck." 

Acd’s accurate reaction.

shadywarriorprincess:

THANK! i’ve been waiting for this <3

luanlegacy:

wimpynoodle:

this is something higher than hd and it’s making me so uncomfortable

what the fuck… this looks like actual depth….

straightlock:

Laverne Cox has done so much, speaking out and spreading awareness. I love Benedict Cumberbatch but I am not sorry I know who deserves it more and I think he would say the same as well. 

 Vote for Laverne here! Hurry!

yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

farts-on-fire-tonight:

isn’t it funny how band members have flaws that we hate in ourselves, like pimples or double chins but we love them nontheless because they’re just so great? do you ever wonder if people see us the way we see band members - flawless?

what-would-jedi-do:

queercurls:

what-would-jedi-do:

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

OKAY BUT I SCROLLED PAST THIS AND THEN LIKE TWO MINUTES LATER GOT A TEXT FROM MICHAEL

is your skin clear

not yet but we’re optimistic regarding the future